Points to Ponder II

Our librarian is at it again. Here are some "Kids' Instructions on Life..." collected by Phil.

Never trust a dog to wathch your food

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching (my personal favorite~twitch, twitch, twitch)

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning (my own children have taken this advice from time to time)

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes

Never bug a pregnant mom

Don't ever be too full for dessert

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?", don't answer him

Never tell mom her diet's working

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone

Don't spit into the wind

When mom's happy, everybody's happy

As before, please feel free to add in the comments section