Disclaimer - Most of these have been borrowed from other wise souls. Primarily, the sage we at Knoxville High School call our librarian who may or may not have gleaned his wisdom from another wise sage.
Why is it that every time you fill your mouth full of food while in a restaurant, the sever comes and asks you a question?
Never under any circumstances, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
If you had to identify in one word why the human race has never, nor will ever achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, that a lone amateur built the ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic!
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip!
You should not confuse your career with your life.
I will add more as I come across them or think of them. If you have any to add, please feel free to comment. I need all the advice I can get.
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those are so true!! the first one happens all the time to me!!!
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