- Materinity leave would last two years - with full pay.
- There'd be a cure for stretch marks.
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
- Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.
Barbara Johnson
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I thought maybe if men had to suffer through child birth then at least we (men) would not have to listem to the women complain. But I figure they would just find something else to complain about.
Yes, and birth control pills would be a one time thing! I've offered to take those pills for my wife, but she doesn't think she's like it if I needed a bra!
LOL Troy couldn't even stay in the room when I got my epidural hahahahahahahahaha but I think that's a case more of he can't stand to see me in pain.... what he doesn't understand is that needle going is piddly pain compared to the one it's about to prevent hahahahahah
To Sean:
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLL!!!!"
I had to go though six births I did not hear of epidurals tell my oldest had her baby No fair.The pills do not always work or other forms of birth control.I know.God knows woman can handle pain better.that is why god made us.so strong.I would not trade places with my husbad for nothing.I loved the feeling of being pregnant men do not know what thy are missing.
oh no, Libby's back... I'm in trouble now!
LOL I need to add one... breatfeeding would somehow become easier or more time effective....
ROFL
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